A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
Her nine-year-old son came home unexpectedly, saw the illegal lover and hid in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband unexpectedly came home.
She hid her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy was in there already.
The little Boy says: Dark in here
The Man says: Yes, it is
Boy: I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?
Man: No, thanks
Boy: My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!
Man: OK, how much?
Boy:
$1,000.
A few weeks later it happened again, and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes, it is.
Boy: I have soccer boots.
The Man, remembering the last time, and asked the boy:
How much? …..
The Boy says
1!
$5,000
The Man says: Fine, I will buy them.
A few days later, the Father said to the boy: Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game.
The Boy says: I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000.
The Father says: 0°
"That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... $
6,000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your
"SINS."
They went to church and the father made the little boy sat in the confession booth and he closed the door.
The Boy says: Dark in here.
The Priest says: Don't start that shit again!
THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
