My Birthday, My Money… And He Was Still Mad 💀

I dated a broke man once. For my birthday, he didn’t have any money to do anything with or for me so, I went out with my best friend with my own money and we had us a time. The whole day he kept FaceTiming me from a dark room talking about, ‘So you just gon’ leave me here?’ 

Never again!😭🤚🏽

So let me get this straight: my birthday plan is me funding me + a man, plus all the food, rides, and drinks? Y’all smoking what? That ain’t even regular crack, that’s crack with extra delusion sprinkled on top 💀